January 2011
December 2010
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fun times with the family
“you’re asking for a gun cleaning kit, a $200 pair of leather boots, and hiking socks for christmas? if i tell this to the family, they’ll think you’re going crazy.”
- mother, when presenting my christmas wish-list to her.
“why do i look different? do i have a fat face? jesus, i’m 24 years old and i already have a fat face.”
- me to my father,...
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